1) i hate my mother; she was/is never there for me
2) i hate my mother; it’s her fault for the divorce
3) i hate my mother; she abuses me/abused me as a child
4) i hate my mother; she’s a controlling, psychotic freak, but no one else seems to notice
5) i hate my father; he was/is never there for me
6) i hate my father; it’s his fault for the divorce
7) i hate my father; he abuses me/abused me as a child
8) i hate my father; he’s a controlling, psychotic freak, but no one else seems to notice
9) i hate my sibling; s/he was/is never there for me
10) i hate my sibling; it’s his/her fault for the divorce
11) i hate my sibling; s/he abuses me/abused me as a child
12) i hate my sibling; s/he’s a controlling, psychotic freak, but no one else seems to notice
13) i hate my step-mother; she was/is never there for me
14) i hate my step-mother; she abuses me/abused me as a child
15) i hate my step-mother; she’s a controlling, psychotic freak, but no one else seems to notice
16) i hate my step-father; he was/is never there for me
17) i hate my step-father; he abuses me/abused me as a child
18) i hate my step-father; he’s a controlling, psychotic freak, but no one else seems to notice
19) i hate my step-sibling; s/he was/is never there for me
20) i hate my step-sibling; s/he abuses me/abused me as a child
21) i hate my step-sibling; s/he’s a controlling, psychotic freak, but no one else seems to notice
22)my family and i are in the witness protection program
23) my parents have a hard time being proud of me because i’m surpassing how they were when they were young
24) since my parent(s) are pretty much always passed out, i have two jobs, just so we can keep the house.
25) my parents met on a dating show similar to the bachelor
26) there are warrants out for my parents’ arrests
27) my parents sell me for sex
28) my parents sell my siblings for sex
29) my parents sell my siblings & me for sex
30) my parents tried to prostitute my siblings and me when i was younger
31) i have two mothers
32) i have two fathers
33) i’m adopted
34) i wish i was adopted
35) i’ve been searching for my birth parents since i turned fourteen. my parents don’t know
36) my grandparents are raising me, i’ve never met my real parents
37) i’m my parents’ only biological child. my siblings don’t know they were adopted
38) years ago, i put my child up for adoption; now i see him/her all the time.
39) i wish i was an only child
40) i hate my twin more than anything
41) i encouraged my sister to run away. she did
42) i was the ‘replacement’ child; my sister died a year before i was born.
43) my little sibling isn’t really my sibling; s/he is really my child
44) i sabotage my siblings so i’ll look like the good child
45) i regret getting my sibling/s to the hospital on time.
46) i regret getting my parent/s to the hospital on time.
47) my mom’s insane, and i’m cutting myself because of it.
48) my child doesn’t know that i’m her parent
49) my child died, and it was all my fault
50) i only love one of my two children
51) i have two kids and i’m only sixteen
52) i’m in love with my step-sibling
53) i’m in love with step-parent
54) i seduced my step-father into sleeping with me
55) i slept with my step-sister to make my girlfriend jealous, but now she’s pregnant.
56) i saw my mom kill my dad
57) i watched my mother get raped and killed
58) i was the one who convinced my parent to commit suicide
59) my mother ran away with me when i was eight to get away from my father. we’re still in hiding and living pretend lives]
60) my father killed my mother when i was four and I witnessed the whole thing
61) my father is a mob boss
62) i am suicidal
63) i failed a suicide attempt
64) i was hospitalized last year after trying to kill myself, but everyone thinks it was because i was having heart problems
65) i encouraged a suicide
66) i didn’t stop the suicide
67) i don’t plan on making it past twenty
68) i plan on killing myself with over the counter drugs
69) i plan on shooting myself
70) i crashed into the tree on purpose
71) i’m a burn victim, though sometimes i wish that i had died in the fire
72) i’ve already planed my funereal
73) i tell everyone s/he was murdered; he really committed suicide.
74) i keep waiting for his/her suicide note
75) i don’t care if s/he dies
76) the best news that i ever got was that my best friend od’ed and didn’t die. it was the wakeup call s/he needed
77) i gave him the gun
78) i pulled the trigger
79) i was the one driving the car; it’s my fault s/he’s dead
80) i was holding him/her when she died
81) i could’ve stopped them from killing him/her, but i didn’t.
82) i am a murderer
83) i dream about murdering
84) i kill animals so the urge of killings humans isn’t so strong
85) i murdered one of my teachers
86) i wish i was the one that they had killed, instead of him/her
87) i get nightmares about my sibling’s death
88) i witnessed a murder take place, but i can’t tell anyone about it
89) i watched my best friend kill someone, and now s/he’s threatening to kill me if i tell
90) i was framed for a death
91) i wasn’t said that s/he/they died, because i needed the inheritance money
92) my sibling and i were always rivals; that that s/he’s dead, i don’t know what to do with my life.
93) i let him/her leave, and that night, s/he was hit and killed by a car
94) i don’t care if s/he dies
95) i am emotionally abused by my parent(s)
96) i have been beaten by my parent(s)
97) i have been beaten by my step-family.
98) i emotionally abuse my parent(s).
99) i beat my parent(s).
100) i beat my step-family.
101) i am emotionally abused by my sibling(s).
102) i have been beaten by my sibling(s).
103) i emotionally abuse my sibling(s).
104) i beat my sibling(s).
105) my boyfriend/girlfriend beats me.
106) i beat my boyfriend/girlfriend.
107) i hit him/her, just to see how much s/he’ll take before s/he fights back.
108) the cuts didn’t just appear, i put then there.
109) i put cigarettes out on my wrists.
110) i put cigarettes out on my children’s wrists.
111) i put cigarettes out on my sibling(s)’s wrists.
112) my dad beats my siblings, but not me; does that mean he doesn’t love me?
113) i am in an abusive relationship, but i don’t want to leave it.
114) i love it when s/he hits me, but i can’t tell him/her that.
115) he’s the reason i had a miscarriage.
116) there isn’t a day that goes by when he doesn’t make me cry.
117) my teacher’s slapped me before.
118) he’s the reason i had a miscarriage, twice
119) i let her hit because i know she’ll leave if i don’t
120) i purposely get into a relationship with abusive guys; i like the attention
121) my boyfriend manipulates me for sexual gain
122) my boy/girlfriend’s father hits me, but i love my boy/girlfriend too much to tell him
123) she’s blackmailing me into having sex with her
124) there isn’t a day that goes by when he doesn’t make me cry
125) i’ve never been kissed, but i lie about what i’ve done and make people think i’m a slut
126) i continue to sleep with random guys because i’m afraid of commitment
127) i’m in love with him, and i know that he doesn’t love me back
128) i’m in love with my teacher
129) i’m having a relationship with a man who is fifteen years older than me
130) i always put out on the first date
131) our relationship could send him to jail even though we’re only two years apart
132) i’m only sleeping with him because i’m afraid if i don’t he won’t love me anymore
133) he hides the fact that we’re sleeping together from his friends
134) i promised him that it would only ever be a friends with benefits thing, but i’m in love with him now
135) we hate each other more than anything, but every time we get into heated arguments we end up sleeping together
136) i don’t see what’s wrong with telling multiple people that you’re in love with them
137) i’m afraid that i’m incapable of love
138) i refuse to break up with him/her because i know that i will never get anyone better
139) i can’t tell him/her that i love him/her.
140) i don’t love him/her.
141) i wish s/he didn’t love me.
142) i have never been in love
143) i am afraid of being loved.
144) i’m afraid that i’m incapable of love
145) we love each other, but we can never be
146) i’m the ‘other man’ in her relationship.
147) i hate him more then anyone in the world, but i can never get him off my mind
148) i’m not in love with him/her anymore, but i’m scared of what s/he’s going to do if i break up with him/her.
149) my girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on me, but i’m strangely okay with it.
150) our relationship is all about fighting, but something about it turns me on.
151) our relationship could send him to jail, even though he’s only two years older then me.
152) we act like we hate each other to hide the fact that we’re dating.
153) i don’t see what’s wrong with telling multiple people that you’re in love with them
154) i’m in love with his/her sibling.
155) i’m in love with my best friend
156) i’m in love with my rapist.
157) i’m in love with my girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s best friend.
158) i’m in love with my girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s twin.
159) i’m in love with my girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s sibling.
160) it’s all about sex, not each other.
161) i’m only with him because he spoils me rotten.
162) our relationship is completely based on a lie.
163) i’m having a relationship with a man who is fifteen years older than me
164) i’m married but i’m still in high school
165) i’ve been married three times and i’m only nineteen
166) as hard as it is to believe, i’m in an arranged marriage.
167) i don’t see what’s wrong with telling multiple people that you’re in love with them.
168) s/he cheated on my brother/sister with me.
169) i am currently juggling three boys/girls.
170) i cheated my twin out of the boy/girl s/he’d been after for three years.
171) i have raped my child(ren)
172) i have raped my sibling(s)
173) i have raped my parent(s)
174) i have raped my child’s best friend
175) i have raped my sibling’s best friend
176) i have raped my step-chid(ren)
177) i have raped my step-sibling(s)
178) i have raped my step-parent(s)
179) i have raped a friend
180) i have date raped
181) i have been raped by my parent(s)
182) i have been raped by my sibling(s)
183) i have been raped by my child(ren)
184) i have been raped by my best friend’s parent(s)
185) i have been raped by my best friend’s sibling(s)
186) i have been raped by my step-parent(s)
187) i have been raped by my step-sibling(s)
188) i have been raped by my step-child(ren)
189) i have been raped by a friend
190) i have been date raped
191) my rape was filmed and put online for everyone to see
192) i rapped a girl a party, and she still doesn’t know it was me
193) i said i was raped, because my mom wouldn’t approve of me sleeping with him
194) i shot my boyfriend because he repeatedly raped me
195) i’m pregnant
196) i’m pregnant and my gay best friend is the father
197) i’m pregnant and i don’t know who the father is
198) i’m pregnant and my best friend’s brother is the father
199) i’m pregnant and my best friend’s father is the father
200) i’m pregnant and my boyfriend’s best friend is the father.
201) i’m pregnant and my boyfriend’s brother is the father.
202) i’m pregnant and my boyfriend’s father is the father
203) i’m pregnant, and i haven’t told my boyfriend yet (i know he doesn’t want kids).
204) i’m pregnant and i haven’t told my parents.
205) i got pregnant on purpose to keep him around
206) i told my boyfriend that i’m pregnant to keep him around. i’m not.
207) i’ve had three abortions in two years.
208) i will do anything to get him to be my first.
209) i told him i was using birth control because i want to have his child.
210) i stole my best friend’s girlfriend/boyfriend for the sex.
211) i pay for sex.
212) i am a prostitute
213) i’m a stripper.
214) i only ever have sex in public places.
215) i’m in a relationship, but we’ve threesomes almost ever time we have sex.
216) i wasn’t drunk when we hooked up
217) everything thinks i’m a slut, but to be honest, i’ve never even had my first kiss.
218) i’ve slept with almost all the girls/boys at my school.
219) i sleep around because i’m afraid of commitment
220) i lost my virginity before high school, and it was my choice.
221) last year i was diagnosed with being a sex addict
222) my parents think i’m this innocent pure little girl, but i haven’t been a virgin since I was fourteen.
223) i had to sleep with the guy in charge to get my current job.
224) i’m against abortion, but if i keep the baby, i’ll lose my job.
225) we slept together and it was consensual. the next day she claimed that i raped her
226) i want a baby more than anything in the world
227) i’m under twenty years old, and recently i found out that i’ll never be able to have a baby
228) i’ve had four abortions over the past three years
229) i had gay sex and bible camp.
230) i was born a member of the opposite sex.
231) i tell people i’m bi so they think i’m cool.
232) i’m straight but i wonder what it would be like to have gay sex.
233) i only tell people i’m gay so i can see girls naked.
234) i’m gay… but i’ve been noticing her more and more.
235) i only have eyes for him.
236) i kissed a girl… and i liked it.
237) my best friend and i kissed at a party and now i’m totally crushing on her.
238) i can never seem to get her off my mind.
239) i love her, so much it scares the crap out of me.
240) i’m a lesbian but i’m falling in love with a guy.
241) i only have eyes for her
242) i enjoy kissing other girls, but i’m 100% straight
243) i’m dating her because she doesn’t want people to know she’s a lesbian.
244) i’m gay but I’m falling for her.
245) i’m a lesbian but I can’t get him out of my head.
246) i love to have sex with girls but I’m straight.
247) i had sex with him once just to experiment, but now I don’t know.
248) i was kicked out of my house after being caught with another guy in my bed.
249) i’m gay and best friend is a lesbian but we sleep together because we both want a child.
250) my step-sister and I fuck around when our parents aren’t home.
251) my parents are homophobic. they can never know.
252) i am in love with my straight step-brother
253) i enjoy kissing other girls, but i’m completely straight
254) i hate my mom for marrying her girlfriend
255) i love her, but she’s a lesbian
256) i’m the preacher’s daughter and the biggest lesbian i know
257) i found out i was gay when my father raped me
258) my mom doesn’t know her boyfriend is gay, and that i’m sleeping with him
259) my parents think i’m a lesbian, but i frequently have sex with guys when they’re not home
260) i have cancer
261) i have schizophrenia.
262) i’m a nympho.
263) i’m a klepto.
264) i’m clinically depressed.
265) i have an incurable std
266) i’m hiv positive
267) i’m fascinated by death.
268) i’m addicted to watching porn.
269) everyone thinks i go to aa meetings… i don’t.
270) i can’t help but drink every day.
271) drinking is my life.
272) i’m the reason she died, and now drinking is the only thing keeping me alive.
273) partying is the only think that will keep me sane.
274) i’m addicted to cocaine.
275) i’m a recovering cocaine addict.
276) i shoot heroine.
277) i used to take heroine, but i’ve moved on to bigger and better things; meth.
278) i take sleeping pills every night
279) i sell my belongings in order to pay for drugs… and i’m running out of things to sell
280) i’m a sports freak and i take steroids to keep my position.
281) she died because of an overdose… i gave her that final line.
282) i don’t have enough money to buy hardcore drugs, so i get mine at the pharmacy.
283) i take as many pills as i can because i wish i was dead.
284) i take ecstasy until i pass out.
285) ecstasy and ketamine are my choice drugs.
286) my boyfriend hates me because i was the reason for his intervention.
287) everyone thinks i went to Spain, but i was really in rehab.
288) i got my boyfriend/girlfriend addicted
289) my little sibling is dead because i got him/her addicted.
290) i’ve killed someone while i was high
291) i’ve been busted for drugs.
292) i’m addicted to cocaine and meth.
293) i take sleeping pills each night.
294) those cuts didn’t just show up on their own.
295) i tell people I’m accident prone when really I have him hit me to feel better.
296) we have to get drunk before we have sex or it’s no good.
297) i have major OCD.
298) i’m the reason she is dead so I drink and cut my pain away.
299) i do heroin to be skinny.
300) i drink to get away from the pain
301) the only reason that i do drugs is to be cool
302) i’ve been on depression medication since before i can remember
303) i’m addicted to plastic surgery
304) i sell my belongings and others’ in order to pay for drugs
305) i only started using because i wanted to rebel against my parents. now i can’t stop
306) i’m a compulsive liar
307) i staged an intervention for my alcoholic boyfriend. he was the love of my life, and now he won’t talk to me anymore
308) last year i was diagnosed with being a sex addict
309) i have an incurable std
310) i like causing people problems.
311) i like causing people pain.
312) i like causing myself pain.
313) i am anorexic, because my mom called me fat.
314) i became bulimic to get attention. but now i can’t stop.
315) i’m a compulsive liar.
316) everybody loves my blog, but they don’t know that it’s me.
317) we robbed a bank and got away with it.
318) i went to jail for a crime i didn’t commit.
319) i star in porn movies.
320) i love to watch rape.
321) i stuff my bra to get attention from boys.
322) i was involved in the hold up at the drug store
323) i never feel accepted.
324) i just want to fit in
325) i don’t have any friends.
326) no one knows what i’m really like.
327) i make up stories so i won’t be ‘boring.’
328) i work so hard because i know i’m worthless